So we’re done with the year, Keela’s off to fly all around the world. Tom, our crazy contractor has left the building for colder weather. Damien is hush hush about his plans. Maria, the intern, is off to warmer weather and sandy beaches. And me, I’m going to bounce around locally and reflect on all the great events that made 2011 spectacular. As a relative newcomer to Central I don’t have a lot of Central history to reflect on. Instead here are my predictions for 2012.
- First and foremost I’m declaring the Cute Kitten Project Management system un-Central-tutional and therefore a project tool that we can no longer utilize.
- The Toolkit will be completed and ready for public consumption.
- Damien will announce he is quitting espresso once every quarter.
- 67% of the office will be getting married in 2012.
- Central will have projects that result in solving problems in the areas of…well… everything.
- The Squiggle T’s next color combo will be a teal shirt with a lime green squiggle.
- My new commute vehicle will be a 1974 Vespa Rally.
- Germany will win every match in the 2012 Euro Cup Tournament and lose the only one that matters. Random but true.
- The HVAC unit will work whenever I want it to.
- We’ll have an office cat named Squiggle. I love him already.
Happy Holidays and a safe, happy, joyful start to 2012!
5:10pm. Standing guard.
Well, we got a new coffee maker. I broke the old one. It had it coming anyway, always dripping coffee everywhere when I try to pour a cup. The new one is shiny and brews a mean cup. I’m the only one who uses it…so happy early Christmas to me.
I’ve switched to the drip coffee maker from our regular nespresso machine. I attribute this to the volume of work. Large projects, big tasks and up-hill climbs call for a big pot of coffee, refilled every 40 minutes or so. It’s especially needed when editing. A proper cup of drip coffee is a must when editing a long paper, or Re:Vision Toolkit for that matter. Read a sentence, take a sip, read a paragraph…hold the cup and ponder. Coffee in one hand, pen in the other, can’t edit a paper drinking espresso … you’d be wired with ink everywhere .… not red of course. I’ve learned that writers don’t really like red pen all over their work. It makes sense, I just never really thought about it being offensive. I use a green fine-tip sharpie…sometimes blue, although they do go through the page which is a drag.
Did you hear about the word of the year…it’s occupy, well so says Geoff Nunberg.
“The occupiers were romantics, holy fools, anarchists. Or they were an incoherent mob of dirty hippies — and with iPads, moreover. I make “dirty hippie” a strong candidate for comeback word of the year. It would have vanished from the language years ago if it hadn’t been kept on life support on South Park.” I’m right there with you Geoff, Dirty Hippie…comeback word.
Because it’s my last weeknote of 2011, I’d like to switch it up a bit. The end of the year is about reflection of the past 350 days or so, big events, milestones hit, new additions. So, I’d like to end with my Central highlights for 2011…
Best of List for Central 2011
1. Studio arrangement-We finally cracked how to arrange the studio, and it only took 5 NORDEN dining room tables and 7 EXPEDIT shelves.
2. Interns-We had two outstanding interns, Emma and Kathleen for our incubating client Re:Vision and now we have one of our very own, Maria, stellar researcher and all around smart cookie.
3. Squiggle T’s-flying off the shelves like hot cakes…well really given away like hotcakes in our attempt to establish some sort of Squiggle army. You all know who you are.
4. Linda the studio ninja-always 3 steps ahead of you, always smiling, always has cookies…sometimes the German ginger ones.
5. Our obsession with Tinkering Monkey and the new foam core rails that were installed yesterday. Now our 4’x8’ foam cores are 100% usable space, up from a measly 66%.
6. Cute Kitten Project Management-(compliments of Damien) in development. Let’s just say you better be pretty accurate with your projections or someone…or thing might get hurt.*
7. Alabamboo-2500 miles on a hand-made bamboo bike…we were just glad to be a part of their journey.
8. The Central Chicken compliments of Tom, our hot-blooded contractor.
9. Weightshift…and the “how fast can you launch a website project” see current website, or Central V1 or V2 for their past work.
10. Damien announcing he was giving up espresso…both times.
11. The Re:Vision Toolkit, always talked about never revealed…until now. It’s still in development, but things are coming along…thanks to the Cute Kitten Project Management tool. Coming soon to a Central shop near you.
Happy holidays to you all. See you in 2012.
*No animals were hurt in the writing of this post.
Really? We have only 2 weeks left before the holiday break? Crazy doesn’t even begin to explain what our to-do lists look like. The Toolkit took a holiday break but now it’s back and in need of attention, year end accounting wants some love as well, early next week we have Tinkering Monkey coming in to install what should be an awesome railing system for our foam core boards, I need quotes for a mini remodel project, we’re all researching for different projects, I’m grant searching on another, working on the operations manual and I still have to make my holiday cards! I know my mind is racing and looking over at Keela she’s so busy her eyes remind me of a Kit Cat clock. But we’re getting things done, checking them off our lists slowly one by one. But this week is different, this week we are plus one!
Monday we welcomed Maria to the team as our new Central Intern. We are so excited to have her with us. She’s settling in nicely by buying Oreos and drinking espresso, but she’s also a mad researcher. I mean it, she’s currently glued to the monitor not noticing anything around her. Oh and another great quality of hers is that she’s a great tree scout.
Look at this perfection. Marvel at the great lines. Envy the fine craftswomanship of the ornaments. On a randome note: Maria and I learned how to maximize the holiday smell that comes from a tree. Since the smell originates from the sap one can score or break open the sap bumps. The tree will “weep”(now this sounds sad) and emit a strong tree smell. Instant holiday warm and fuzzy feeling.
Since my to-do list is getting longer I need to get back to it. But after last weeks introduction to the new (morbid) project management tool I want to leave you with another warm and fuzzy feeling. Warning you might need to have tissues nearby. It’s the story of Lab Pups getting their first taste of freedom . I hope this some how counteracts our new Central Project Management Tool.
Have a great holiday. 2012 is going to be amazing.
I love celebrations! Lately I’ve had a lot to celebrate, getting engaged, moving to the North Bay, Kathleen’s birthday today (see above: delicious cookies and a rose from Keela’s garden), and my new role as Central’s Studio Manager. Not quite 3 weeks in and I feel right at home. There’s a lot to do and I’m looking forward to helping Damien and Keela with their to do lists and making things as easy as possible within operations.
It’s my Friday today. I’m off for a three day weekend to do restoration work on my engagement ring, a 1974 Rally Vespa. It’s been in the design community for quite some time, handed down to me by a former IDEO colleague and renamed “Poppy”. The intent was to drive it a year and then restore it but once I took one piece off I couldn’t stop. Now we have 5 boxes of parts and one frame ready for metal work. Another plus to the long weekend is driving my other baby, a ’76 Stingray, for one last road trip before she’s stored for the next year. Side note: I’m working on getting a company field trip to Laguna Seca for a Skip Barber day of racing.
I’m very excited to be here. I look forward to more birthdays, more cookies, more laughs, more debates on whether or not we should remove the espresso machine and many more posts! Now back to the bills!